Bio

Introducing...

a). The brain child of fifteen masturbating chimpanzees smoking cigarettes and drinking cocktails in the backyard of the summer home of that plastic surgeon. No wait, that's Justin Bieber.

b). The current pseudonym for Akron, Ohio musician and recording artist*, Gabe Gott (who has also previously recorded and performed under Gabe Gott, Firehose Connection, and Lobotomy Boy!).

c). A really cool name.


d). The birthplace of Jane Lynch (Survival Pilot, Texas).

e). The answer to the "When a tree falls in the forest" question.

f). A new dance craze sweeping the nation.

e). The name of a specific kind of herpes outbreak.

f). Someone just this side of the Square.

g). A fan of brownies, cookies, and anything with peanut butter on it.

*So far, zero copies sold.